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Monday Morning Chuckle: Who’s Following You?

I am not on Facebook.
Hence I try to make new friends without using Facebook.

Therefore as I walk around the streets I approach random people and tell them how well I slept last night, what I ate, how I feel, what I am doing and what I will be doing later.
I also show them the photos I have in my phone.

When I am in cafes or restaurants I also listen to their conversations and tell them how interesting it has been to learn what they have been doing.

Result: I have already 3 people following me:

2 police officers and 1 psychiatrist…

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